Routine Traffic Stop Turns Into Jail For A Dad When His Daughter Hands The Cop His Bag Of Weed

TIME- A routine police stop ended with a couple of arrests thanks to one bite-sized passenger. State troopers who pulled over a car on Route 32 in New Scotland, New York on Thursday got some unexpected assistance from a three-year-old girl. As they were questioning the driver, 26-year-old Scott Hill of Clarksville, the young girl in the back seat unearthed a bag of marijuana that was stashed in the car she was riding in. Not only did the little girl turn over the bag of marijuana, she took things a step further. “The little girl reached under the front seat and retrieved a zippered pouch. She opened it and held it up so the trooper could see the contents,” state police said in a press release. Police secured the package, which contained a pipe and a device for grinding the marijuana, as evidence.

Listen, I hate to be the guy who always rags on having kids. I’m sure they fulfill parents’ lives in ways I can never know and blah blah blah but come on. This is as bad as it gets. If you can’t trust your own family to not snitch on you, who can you trust? All that dad wants to do is smoke some weed after a long day of working 9-5 and taking care of his stupid kids. He wants to grind up a little devil’s lettuce, put it in his pipe and forget about his problems. He wants to numb the pain for a few sweet hours while his kids are asleep in the beds he bought them. Is that too much to ask? Well yeah turns out that it is too much to ask. His snitch ass daughter won’t let him have anything that doesn’t involve her. Snitches get grounded for 10 years.

Kids are so selfish. That’s my beef with kids. That daughter knew that daddy loved the smelly green stuff he keeps under his car seat. She saw how he lovingly smelled and hugged the bag when he thought she wasn’t looking. She saw him lovingly stare at the bag and her first thought was, “I must get rid of the smelly green stuff” so she gave it to the cops the first chance she got. Handed it right over. That’s why kids are the worst. It’s not that they take all of your money and time. They also actively work to take away the other things you love because they’re selfish little monsters.